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Because Grammar!

Because Grammar!
Because grammar! It's the prepositional 'because'...
Price: $15.00
Price (with tax): 15.00 USD

10 Principles

10 Principles
'I'm sick of the 10 principles." Aren't we all?
Price: $15.00
Price (with tax): 15.00 USD

Don't Care

Don't Care
"Ask me how much I just don't care." No, really: *this* much.
Price: $15.00
Price (with tax): 15.00 USD

Ugly Khaki

Ugly Khaki
"Khaki makes you ugly." Have you seen a mirror recently?
Price: $15.00
Price (with tax): 15.00 USD

Twerking

Twerking
"Twerking is my spirit animal." Or at least it motivates my soul...
Price: $15.00
Price (with tax): 15.00 USD

Not funny. 3X

Not funny. 3X
  • 100% cotton (heather gray is 95%/5% viscose) | Fabric Weight: 5.29 oz
  • Wide range of sizes from S-5XL available in 10 colors
  • Fairly produced, certified and triple audited.
  • Double stitched, reinforced seams at shoulder, sleeve, collar and waist
  • Imported garment, processed and printed in the U.S.A.
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    "I'm not actually funny. I'm actually really mean. People just think I'm joking." Not even remotely.
    Price: $21.00
    Price (with tax): 21.00 USD

    High-Five

    High-Five
    "Can I high-five your face?" Are you sure?
    Price: $15.00
    Price (with tax): 15.00 USD

    Patriarchy

    Patriarchy
    "Well... The patriarchy isn't going to fuck itself." But it really should sometimes. (Women's t-shirt)
    Price: $15.00
    Price (with tax): 15.00 USD

    Matriarchy

    Matriarchy
    "Well... The matriarchy isn't going to fuck itself." But it really should sometimes. (Men's t-shirt.)
    Price: $15.00
    Price (with tax): 15.00 USD

    Fucking Klassy

    Fucking Klassy
    "Fucking Klassy" Because sometimes it *is* spelled with a "K".
    Price: $17.00
    Price (with tax): 17.00 USD

    Sarcasm vs Stupid

    Sarcasm vs Stupid
    "Don't like my sarcasm? Good, I don't like your stupid." Because one deserves the other...
    Price: $15.00
    Price (with tax): 15.00 USD

    Wrong Hole!

    Wrong Hole!
    " "Wrong Hole!" is not the safe word" Well, obviously...
    Price: $15.00
    Price (with tax): 15.00 USD

    Real boobs.

    Real boobs.
  • 100% cotton (heather gray is 95%/5% viscose) | Fabric Weight: 5.29 oz
  • Wide range of sizes from S-3XL available in 10 colors
  • Fairly produced, certified and triple audited.
  • Double stitched, reinforced seams at shoulder, sleeve, collar and waist
  • Imported garment, processed and printed in the U.S.A.
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    "The boobs are real. The smile is fake." As if there wasn't enough attention already... (Fitted women's t-shirt.)
    Price: $16.00
    Price (with tax): 16.00 USD

    Powerless

    Powerless
    "Your vagina has no power here" Because sometimes the power doesn't stay with the vagenda.
    Price: $15.00
    Price (with tax): 15.00 USD

    Not you

    Not you
    "It's not you, it's your grammar." Because nothing turn's you off faster than they're horrible use of are language...
    Price: $15.00
    Price (with tax): 15.00 USD

    Justifiable

    Justifiable
    "Justifiable idiocy is not an excuse" At least not for you.
    Price: $15.00
    Price (with tax): 15.00 USD

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