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Because Grammar!

Because Grammar!
Because grammar! It's the prepositional 'because'...
Price: $15.00
Price (with tax): 15.00 USD

10 Principles

10 Principles
'I'm sick of the 10 principles." Aren't we all?
Price: $15.00
Price (with tax): 15.00 USD

Don't Care

Don't Care
"Ask me how much I just don't care." No, really: *this* much.
Price: $15.00
Price (with tax): 15.00 USD

Ugly Khaki

Ugly Khaki
"Khaki makes you ugly." Have you seen a mirror recently?
Price: $15.00
Price (with tax): 15.00 USD

Twerking

Twerking
"Twerking is my spirit animal." Or at least it motivates my soul...
Price: $15.00
Price (with tax): 15.00 USD

Not funny. 3X

Not funny. 3X
"I'm not actually funny. I'm actually really mean. People just think I'm joking." Not even remotely.
Price: $21.00
Price (with tax): 21.00 USD

High-Five

High-Five
"Can I high-five your face?" Are you sure?
Price: $15.00
Price (with tax): 15.00 USD

Patriarchy

Patriarchy
"Well... The patriarchy isn't going to fuck itself." But it really should sometimes. (Women's t-shirt)
Price: $15.00
Price (with tax): 15.00 USD

Matriarchy

Matriarchy
"Well... The matriarchy isn't going to fuck itself." But it really should sometimes. (Men's t-shirt.)
Price: $15.00
Price (with tax): 15.00 USD

Fucking Klassy

Fucking Klassy
"Fucking Klassy" Because sometimes it *is* spelled with a "K".
Price: $17.00
Price (with tax): 17.00 USD

Fucking Klassy

Fucking Klassy
"Fucking Klassy" Because sometimes it *is* spelled with a "K".
Price: $22.00
Price (with tax): 22.00 USD

Sarcasm vs Stupid

Sarcasm vs Stupid
"Don't like my sarcasm? Good, I don't like your stupid." Because one deserves the other...
Price: $15.00
Price (with tax): 15.00 USD

Wrong Hole!

Wrong Hole!
" "Wrong Hole!" is not the safe word" Well, obviously...
Price: $15.00
Price (with tax): 15.00 USD

Real boobs.

Real boobs.
"The boobs are real. The smile is fake." As if there wasn't enough attention already... (Fitted women's t-shirt.)
Price: $16.00
Price (with tax): 16.00 USD

Powerless

Powerless
"Your vagina has no power here" Because sometimes the power doesn't stay with the vagenda.
Price: $15.00
Price (with tax): 15.00 USD

Not you

Not you
"It's not you, it's your grammar." Because nothing turn's you off faster than they're horrible use of are language...
Price: $15.00
Price (with tax): 15.00 USD

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