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Because Grammar!

Because Grammar!
  • 100% preshrunk cotton (heather gray color is 90% cotton/10% polyester, ash color is 99% cotton/1% polyester) | Fabric Weight: 5.3 oz (heavyweight)
  • Double-stitched seams at shoulder, sleeve, collar and waist
  • Available in wide variety of colors
  • Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.
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    Because grammar! It's the prepositional 'because'...
    Price: $15.0
    Price (with tax): 15.0 USD

    10 Principles

    10 Principles
  • 100% preshrunk cotton (heather gray color is 90% cotton/10% polyester, ash color is 99% cotton/1% polyester) | Fabric Weight: 5.3 oz (heavyweight)
  • Double-stitched seams at shoulder, sleeve, collar and waist
  • Available in wide variety of colors
  • Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.
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    'I'm sick of the 10 principles." Aren't we all?
    Price: $15.0
    Price (with tax): 15.0 USD

    Don't Care

    Don't Care
  • 100% preshrunk cotton (heather gray color is 90% cotton/10% polyester, ash color is 99% cotton/1% polyester) | Fabric Weight: 5.3 oz (heavyweight)
  • Double-stitched seams at shoulder, sleeve, collar and waist
  • Available in wide variety of colors
  • Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.
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    "Ask me how much I just don't care." No, really: *this* much.
    Price: $15.0
    Price (with tax): 15.0 USD

    Ugly Khaki

    Ugly Khaki
  • 100% preshrunk cotton (heather gray color is 90% cotton/10% polyester, ash color is 99% cotton/1% polyester) | Fabric Weight: 5.3 oz (heavyweight)
  • Double-stitched seams at shoulder, sleeve, collar and waist
  • Available in wide variety of colors
  • Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.
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    "Khaki makes you ugly." Have you seen a mirror recently?
    Price: $15.0
    Price (with tax): 15.0 USD

    Twerking

    Twerking
  • 100% preshrunk cotton (heather gray color is 90% cotton/10% polyester, ash color is 99% cotton/1% polyester) | Fabric Weight: 5.3 oz (heavyweight)
  • Double-stitched seams at shoulder, sleeve, collar and waist
  • Available in wide variety of colors
  • Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.
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    "Twerking is my spirit animal." Or at least it motivates my soul...
    Price: $15.0
    Price (with tax): 15.0 USD

    Not funny. 3X

    Not funny. 3X
  • 100% cotton (heather gray is 95%/5% viscose) | Fabric Weight: 5.29 oz (heavyweight)
  • Wide range of sizes from S-5XL
  • Available in 10 colors
  • Fairly produced, certified and triple audited, the DNA code of every single item can be entered online to track chain of production.
  • Double stitched, reinforced seams at shoulder, sleeve, collar and waist
  • Optimized for beautiful brilliance across all printing methods
  • Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.
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    "I'm not actually funny. I'm actually really mean. People just think I'm joking." Not even remotely.
    Price: $21.0
    Price (with tax): 21.0 USD

    High-Five

    High-Five
  • 100% preshrunk cotton (heather gray color is 90% cotton/10% polyester, ash color is 99% cotton/1% polyester) | Fabric Weight: 5.3 oz (heavyweight)
  • Double-stitched seams at shoulder, sleeve, collar and waist
  • Available in wide variety of colors
  • Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.
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    "Can I high-five your face?" Are you sure?
    Price: $15.0
    Price (with tax): 15.0 USD

    Patriarchy

    Patriarchy
  • 100% preshrunk cotton (deep heather color is 50% cotton/50% polyester) | Fabric Weight: 5.4 oz (heavyweight)
  • Double-stitched seams at shoulder, sleeve, collar and waist
  • Durable and reliable
  • Available in a wide variety of colors
  • Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.
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    "Well... The patriarchy isn't going to fuck itself." But it really should sometimes. (Women's t-shirt)
    Price: $15.0
    Price (with tax): 15.0 USD

    Matriarchy

    Matriarchy
  • 100% preshrunk cotton (heather gray color is 90% cotton/10% polyester, ash color is 99% cotton/1% polyester) | Fabric Weight: 5.3 oz (heavyweight)
  • Double-stitched seams at shoulder, sleeve, collar and waist
  • Available in wide variety of colors
  • Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.
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    "Well... The matriarchy isn't going to fuck itself." But it really should sometimes. (Men's t-shirt.)
    Price: $15.0
    Price (with tax): 15.0 USD

    Fucking Klassy

    Fucking Klassy
  • 100% preshrunk cotton (heather gray color is 90% cotton/10% polyester, ash color is 99% cotton/1% polyester) | Fabric Weight: 5.3 oz (heavyweight)
  • Double-stitched seams at shoulder, sleeve, collar and waist
  • Available in wide variety of colors
  • Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.
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    "Fucking Klassy" Because sometimes it *is* spelled with a "K".
    Price: $17.0
    Price (with tax): 17.0 USD

    Sarcasm vs Stupid

    Sarcasm vs Stupid
  • 100% preshrunk cotton (heather gray color is 90% cotton/10% polyester, ash color is 99% cotton/1% polyester) | Fabric Weight: 5.3 oz (heavyweight)
  • Double-stitched seams at shoulder, sleeve, collar and waist
  • Available in wide variety of colors
  • Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.
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    "Don't like my sarcasm? Good, I don't like your stupid." Because one deserves the other...
    Price: $15.0
    Price (with tax): 15.0 USD

    Wrong Hole!

    Wrong Hole!
  • 100% preshrunk cotton (heather gray color is 90% cotton/10% polyester, ash color is 99% cotton/1% polyester) | Fabric Weight: 5.3 oz (heavyweight)
  • Double-stitched seams at shoulder, sleeve, collar and waist
  • Available in wide variety of colors
  • Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.
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    " "Wrong Hole!" is not the safe word" Well, obviously...
    Price: $15.0
    Price (with tax): 15.0 USD

    Real boobs.

    Real boobs.
  • 100% cotton (heather gray is 95% cotton/5% viscose) | Fabric weight: 5.29 oz (midweight)
  • Fairly produced, certified and triple audited
  • Optimized for vibrant print results
  • Double-stitched ribbed collar and hems
  • Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.
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    "The boobs are real. The smile is fake." As if there wasn't enough attention already... (Fitted women's t-shirt.)
    Price: $16.0
    Price (with tax): 16.0 USD

    Powerless

    Powerless
  • 100% preshrunk cotton (heather gray color is 90% cotton/10% polyester, ash color is 99% cotton/1% polyester) | Fabric Weight: 5.3 oz (heavyweight)
  • Double-stitched seams at shoulder, sleeve, collar and waist
  • Available in wide variety of colors
  • Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.
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    "Your vagina has no power here" Because sometimes the power doesn't stay with the vagenda.
    Price: $15.0
    Price (with tax): 15.0 USD

    Not you

    Not you
  • 100% preshrunk cotton (heather gray color is 90% cotton/10% polyester, ash color is 99% cotton/1% polyester) | Fabric Weight: 5.3 oz (heavyweight)
  • Double-stitched seams at shoulder, sleeve, collar and waist
  • Available in wide variety of colors
  • Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.
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    "It's not you, it's your grammar." Because nothing turn's you off faster than they're horrible use of are language...
    Price: $15.0
    Price (with tax): 15.0 USD

    Justifiable

    Justifiable
  • 100% preshrunk cotton (heather gray color is 90% cotton/10% polyester, ash color is 99% cotton/1% polyester) | Fabric Weight: 5.3 oz (heavyweight)
  • Double-stitched seams at shoulder, sleeve, collar and waist
  • Available in wide variety of colors
  • Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.
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    "Justifiable idiocy is not an excuse" At least not for you.
    Price: $15.0
    Price (with tax): 15.0 USD

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